Stolen from just bold the ones you are.
*(i couldnt figure out the bold part so ya...)*


I look EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
**I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.**
**I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.**
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm an ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
**I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.**
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
**I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.**
**I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.**
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
**I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.**
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
**I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.**
**I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.**
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
**I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.**
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
**I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.**
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big peter.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
**I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.**
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
**I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.**
**I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.**
I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
**I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.**
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
**I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.**
**I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.**
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
**I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.**(this is true for me!!)
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
**I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be albino.**(i have problems w/ heat)
**I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.**
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
**I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.**
**I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. (why do people think that?)**(doesnt mean im NOT smart bout it)**
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people.
**I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. **
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
**I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.(ACTUALLY!! thats just a wee bet true)
**I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch.**(only if im P.O ed)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
**I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over-controlling and a bitch.**
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
**I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.**
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
**I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.**
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.**(fun-ney...then why im NOT spoiled)
**I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.**
**I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.**(mouth part is true 4 me)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
**I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.**
**I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.**(not me)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
**I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.**
**I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.**
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
**I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.**
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.(umm.... not likely)
**I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.**
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
**I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.**
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
**I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.**
**I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.**
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
**I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
**I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.**
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
**I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.**
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to REN-FAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching bands, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I HATE RAP music so I MUST not fit in.
**I move around A LOT so I MUST not fit in anywhere.**
I call my friends GOOD LOOKING so I MUST be Lesbian.
I've NEVER been kissed so I MUST not be good enough.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST want sex ALL THE TIME.
I'm a CHRISTIAN so I MUST not listen to GOOD MUSIC.